BOOKS - Dan Versus Nature
Dan Versus Nature - Don Calame April 12, 2016 PDF  BOOKS
Stars49 Stars 3 TON

Views
27830

Telegram
 
Dan Versus Nature
Author: Don Calame
Year: April 12, 2016
Format: PDF
File size: PDF 2.4 MB
Language: English



Pay with Telegram STARS
However, his mother, Lily, has a different goal - to date every man in California until she finds her Prince Charming. When Dan returns home to find a handsome Hugh Jackman lookalike in his kitchen, he assumes he's just another soon-to-be ex, but Lily drops a bombshell - she and "Hugh" (aka Hank) are engaged, and she's sending them both on a survivalist camping trip in the wilds of Idaho to bond. Determined to expose Hank's flaws, Dan and his nerdy germophobe best friend Charlie embark on Operation Torment Crusade, a series of increasingly gross and embarrassing pranks designed to make Hank crack under the pressure. But things take a turn when a beautiful girl joins their trip and a man-hungry bear begins stalking their every move. With his own survival now dependent on Hank's stability, Dan must reassess his priorities and figure out how to navigate this challenging situation.
Однако у его матери Лили другая цель - встречаться с каждым мужчиной в Калифорнии, пока она не найдет своего Прекрасного Принца. Когда Дэн возвращается домой, чтобы найти красивого Хью Джекмана на своей кухне, он предполагает, что он просто еще один скоро станет бывшим, но Лили бросает бомбу - она и «Хью» (он же Хэнк) помолвлены, и она отправляет их обоих в поход на выживание в дебри Айдахо, чтобы связать. Решив раскрыть недостатки Хэнка, Дэн и его лучший друг-гермофоб-ботаник Чарли приступают к операции «Крестовый поход мучений», серии всё более грубых и смущающих розыгрышей, призванных заставить Хэнка треснуть под давлением. Но дело принимает оборот, когда к их поездке присоединяется красивая девушка и голодный до людей медведь начинает выслеживать каждое их движение. Поскольку его собственное выживание теперь зависит от стабильности Хэнка, Дэн должен пересмотреть свои приоритеты и выяснить, как ориентироваться в этой сложной ситуации.
Cependant, sa mère Lily a un autre but est de rencontrer chaque homme en Californie jusqu'à ce qu'elle trouve son Beau Prince. Quand Dan rentre à la maison pour trouver le beau Hugh Jackman dans sa cuisine, il suppose qu'il sera bientôt un autre ex, mais Lily lance une bombe - elle et « Hugh » (alias Hank) sont fiancés, et elle les envoie tous les deux camper pour survivre dans l'Idaho debry pour les attacher. Après avoir décidé de révéler les défauts de Hank, Dan et son meilleur ami, Charlie, se lancent dans l'opération « La croisade de la tourmente », une série de blagues de plus en plus grossières et embarrassantes visant à faire craquer Hank sous pression. Mais l'affaire prend une tournure quand une belle fille se joint à leur voyage et un ours affamé commence à traquer chacun de leurs mouvements. Comme sa propre survie dépend maintenant de la stabilité de Hank, Dan doit revoir ses priorités et découvrir comment s'orienter dans cette situation difficile.
n embargo, su madre Lily tiene otro objetivo es conocer a cada hombre en California hasta que encuentre a su Hermoso Príncipe. Cuando Dan regresa a casa para encontrar al guapo Hugh Jackman en su cocina, asume que simplemente otro pronto se convertirá en ex, pero Lily lanza una bomba - ella y «Hugh» (alias Hank) están comprometidos y ella los manda a ambos a ir a sobrevivir a Debry Idaho para empatar. Decidido a revelar los defectos de Hank, Dan y su mejor amigo hermófobo nerd Charlie se embarcan en la Operación Cruzada de Tormento, una serie de sorteos cada vez más ásperos y bochornosos diseñados para hacer que Hank se agriete bajo presión. Pero el asunto da un giro cuando una hermosa chica se une a su viaje y un oso hambriento de gente comienza a rastrear cada uno de sus movimientos. Dado que su propia supervivencia depende ahora de la estabilidad de Hank, Dan debe redefinir sus prioridades y averiguar cómo navegar en esta difícil situación.
No entanto, sua mãe, Lily, tem outro objetivo: sair com todos os homens na Califórnia até encontrar o seu Príncipe Encantado. Quando o Dan voltar para casa para encontrar o belo Hugh Jackman na cozinha, ele supõe que ele será apenas mais um ex, mas a Lily atira a bomba - ela e «Hugh» (ele Hank) estão noivos, e ela manda os dois para uma jornada de sobrevivência no debruçado Idaho para amarrar. Quando decidiram revelar os defeitos do Hank, Dan e o seu melhor amigo botânico germânico, Charlie, iniciam a Operação da Cruzada da Angústia, uma série de brincadeiras cada vez mais ruins e embaraçosas para fazer o Hank cair sob pressão. Mas o caso toma uma volta quando uma rapariga bonita se junta à viagem e um urso faminto começa a perseguir cada movimento deles. Como a sua própria sobrevivência depende agora da estabilidade do Hank, o Dan deve rever as suas prioridades e descobrir como conduzir esta situação difícil.
Ma sua madre Lily ha un altro obiettivo: uscire con ogni uomo in California finché non trova il suo Principe Bellissimo. Quando Dan torna a casa per trovare il bel Hugh Jackman nella sua cucina, suggerisce che diventerà solo un altro ex, ma Lily lancia una bomba - lei e Hugh sono fidanzati, e lei li manda entrambi in campeggio per sopravvivere nel debry Idaho per legarli. Dopo aver deciso di rivelare i difetti di Hank, Dan e il suo migliore amico nermita, Charlie, stanno iniziando l'operazione «Crociata del tormento», una serie di scherzi sempre più brutali e imbarazzanti per far crollare Hank sotto pressione. Ma il caso prende il sopravvento quando una bella ragazza si unisce al loro viaggio e un orso affamato di gente inizia a seguire ogni loro movimento. Poiché la sua sopravvivenza dipende ora dalla stabilità di Hank, Dan deve riconsiderare le sue priorità e capire come orientarsi in questa situazione difficile.
Seine Mutter Lily hat jedoch ein anderes Ziel - jeden Mann in Kalifornien zu treffen, bis sie ihren Schönen Prinzen findet. Als Dan nach Hause zurückkehrt, um den schönen Hugh Jackman in seiner Küche zu finden, geht er davon aus, dass er bald nur noch einer sein wird, aber Lily wirft eine Bombe - sie und „Hugh“ (alias Hank) sind verlobt, und sie schickt sie beide auf eine Überlebensreise in die Idaho-Wildnis, um sie zu fesseln. Entschlossen, die Fehler von Hank aufzudecken, beginnen Dan und sein bester Freund, der germanophobe Nerd Charlie, mit der Operation Crusade Qual, einer Reihe von immer gröberen und peinlicheren Streiche, die Hank unter Druck knacken lassen sollen. Doch die Sache nimmt eine Wendung, als sich ein schönes Mädchen ihrer Reise anschließt und der menschenhungrige Bär jede ihrer Bewegungen aufzuspüren beginnt. Da sein eigenes Überleben nun von Hanks Stabilität abhängt, muss Dan seine Prioritäten überdenken und herausfinden, wie er sich in dieser schwierigen tuation zurechtfinden kann.
עם זאת, לאמו לילי יש מטרה אחרת לפגוש כל גבר בקליפורניה | עד שתמצא את הנסיך המקסים שלה. כאשר דן חוזר הביתה כדי למצוא את יו ג 'קמן הנאה במטבח שלו, הוא מניח שהוא רק עוד אחד בקרוב להיות לשעבר, אבל לילי מפילה את הפצצה - היא ו ”יו” (המכונה האנק) מאורסים והיא שולחת את שניהם למסע הישרדות לערבות איידהו. נחוש לחשוף את חסרונותיו של האנק, דן וחברו החנון, צ 'ארלי, יוצאים למסע הצלב, סדרה של מתיחות גסות ומביכות שנועדו לגרום להאנק להישבר תחת לחץ. אבל דברים מקבלים תפנית כאשר נערה יפה מצטרפת לטיול שלהם ודוב רעב לאנשים מתחיל לאתר את כל התנועה שלהם. עם ההישרדות שלו עכשיו תלויה ביציבות של האנק, דן חייב להעריך מחדש את סדר העדיפויות שלו ולהבין איך לנווט במצב הקשה הזה.''
Ancak, annesi Lily'nin başka bir amacı vardır: Beyaz atlı prensini bulana kadar Kaliforniya'daki her erkekle tanışmak. Dan mutfağında yakışıklı Hugh Jackman'ı bulmak için eve döndüğünde, yakında eski olmak için başka bir şey olduğunu varsayar, ancak Lily bombayı düşürür - o ve "Hugh" (aka Hank) nişanlıdır ve ikisini de hayatta kalma gezisine gönderir. Hank'in eksikliklerini ortaya çıkarmaya kararlı olan Dan ve onun germafob nerd en iyi arkadaşı Charlie, Hank'in baskı altında çatlamasını sağlamak için tasarlanmış bir dizi giderek daha kaba ve utanç verici şaka olan Torment Crusade Operasyonu'na başladı. Ancak güzel bir kız yolculuklarına katıldığında işler değişir ve insanlar için aç olan bir ayı her hareketini izlemeye başlar. Hayatta kalması Hank'in istikrarına bağlı olan Dan, önceliklerini yeniden değerlendirmeli ve bu zor durumdan nasıl kurtulacağını bulmalıdır.
ومع ذلك، فإن والدته ليلي لديها هدف آخر - مقابلة كل رجل في كاليفورنيا حتى تجد أميرها الساحر. عندما يعود دان إلى المنزل ليجد هيو جاكمان الوسيم في مطبخه، يفترض أنه مجرد شخص آخر قريبًا ليكون سابقًا، لكن ليلي تسقط القنبلة - هي و «هيو» (المعروف أيضًا باسم هانك) مخطوبان وترسلهما كلاهما في رحلة البقاء على قيد الحياة إلى براري أيداهو للترابط. عازمًا على الكشف عن عيوب هانك، يشرع دان وصديقه المفضل المهووس بالجراثيم تشارلي في عملية حملة العذاب الصليبية، وهي سلسلة من المقالب الفظة والمحرجة بشكل متزايد المصممة لجعل هانك يتصدع تحت الضغط. لكن الأمور تأخذ منعطفًا عندما تنضم فتاة جميلة إلى رحلتها ويبدأ الدب المتعطش للناس في تعقب كل حركاتهم. مع بقاءه يعتمد الآن على استقرار هانك، يجب على دان إعادة تقييم أولوياته ومعرفة كيفية التعامل مع هذا الموقف الصعب.
그러나 그의 어머니 릴리는 또 다른 목표를 가지고 있습니다. 댄이 부엌에서 잘 생긴 휴 잭맨을 찾기 위해 집으로 돌아 왔을 때, 그는 곧 또 다른 선수라고 생각하지만 릴리는 폭탄을 떨어 뜨린다. 그녀와 "휴" (일명 행크) 는 약혼했고 그녀는 생존을 위해 둘 다 아이다 호의 야생으로 여행하십시오. 행크의 결점을 밝히기로 결심 한 댄과 그의 독재자 괴상한 가장 친한 친구 찰리는 행크에게 압력을 가하도록 설계된 점점 더 조잡하고 창피한 장난 인 고통 십자군 작전을 시작합니다. 그러나 아름다운 소녀가 여행에 합류하고 사람들에게 배고픈 곰이 모든 움직임을 추적하기 시작하면 상황이 바뀝니다. Dan은 이제 행크의 안정성에 의존하여 자신의 우선 순위를 재평가하고이 어려운 상황을 탐색하는 방법을 알아 내야합니다.
但是,他的母親莉莉(Lily)的另一個目標是與加利福尼亞的每個男人約會,直到找到她的美麗王子。當丹回到家中在廚房裏找到美麗的休·傑克曼(Hugh Jackman)時,他建議他很快就會成為前任,但莉莉(Lily)投擲了炸彈-她和「休」(又名漢克)訂婚,她派他們倆去愛達荷州的黛布裏(Debry)求生。在決定揭露漢克的缺點後,丹和他最好的雌雄同體的植物學家查理開始了「痛苦的十字軍東征」行動,該行動是一系列越來越粗魯和尷尬的惡作劇,旨在使漢克在壓力下破裂。但是當一個美麗的女孩加入他們的旅行時,事情發生了變化,饑餓的熊開始追蹤他們的每個動作。由於他自己的生存現在取決於漢克的穩定,丹必須重新考慮他的優先事項,並弄清楚如何應對這一困難局面。

You may also be interested in:

Henry David Thoreau, le celibataire de la nature (Litterature Francaise) (French Edition)
Mind in Nature: John Dewey, Cognitive Science, and a Naturalistic Philosophy for Living
Sparing Nature: The Conflict between Human Population Growth and Earth|s Biodiversity
Accidental Brothers: The Story of Twins Exchanged at Birth and the Power of Nature and Nurture
The Historian|s Craft: Reflections on the Nature and Uses of History and the Techniques and Methods of Those Who Write It.
Wild Sardinia: Indigeneity and the Global Dreamtimes of Environmentalism (Culture, Place, and Nature)
Home Is the Hunter: The James Bay Cree and Their Land (Nature | History | Society)
Sites of Exposure: Art, Politics, and the Nature of Experience (Studies in Continental Thought)
Mind and Nature: A Necessary Unity (Advances in Systems Theory, Complexity, and the Human Sciences)
An Inquiry into the Nature and Causes of the Wealth of States: How Taxes, Energy, and Worker Freedom Change Everything
Human Nature and Jewish Thought: Judaism|s Case for Why Persons Matter
Hitchhiker|s Guide to the Galaxy omnibus 2: Tot ziens en bedankt voor de vis Grotendeels ongevaarlijk En dan nog iets… (Hitchhiker|s Guide to the Galaxy, #4-6)
The Nature and Practice of Flexible Response: NATO Strategy and Theater Nuclear Forces Since 1967
Abrege du traite de la nature humaine (Rivages poche petite bibliotheque) (French Edition)
The Farther Reaches of Human Nature (Arkana) by Abraham H. Maslow (31-Mar-1994) Paperback
Lyric Apocalypse: Milton, Marvell, and the Nature of Events (Verbal Arts: Studies in Poetics)
Nature: Divine Experiences with Trees, Plants, Stones and Landscapes (Common Sentience Book 3)
Galerie des modes et costumes francais dessines d|apres nature 1778–1787
Seashore Explore the world of shells, sea animals, and shore plants (Nature Explorers)
The New Healing Herbs The Essential Guide to More Than 130 of Nature|s Most Potent Herbal Remedies
The Enclosed Garden and the Medieval Religious Imaginary (Nature and Environment in the Middle Ages Book 4)
Making the Palace Machine Work: Mobilizing People, Objects, and Nature in the Qing Empire
Reading the Book of Nature: How Eight Best Sellers Reconnected Christianity and the Sciences on the Eve of the Victorian Age
The Magic of Seeds The nature-lover’s guide to growing garden flowers and herbs from seed
Knit Wild 21 sweaters with nature-inspired motifs in insulating yarns to keep you warm wherever you may roam
Art Quilts Made Easy: 12 Nature-Inspired Projects with Applique Techniques and Patterns
20,000 Secrets of Tea: The Most Effective Ways to Benefit from Nature|s Healing Herbs
Decorative Sketches Architecture and Design Influenced by Nature in Early 20th-Century Paris
Weird and Wonderful Nature Tales of More Than 100 Unique Animals, Plants, and Phenomena (DK Treasures)
Essential Techniques of Landscape Drawing Master the Concepts and Methods for Observing and Rendering Nature
The Blending Book: Maximizing Nature|s Nutrients: How to Blend Fruits and Vegetables for Better Health
Nature Inspired Mixed-Media Techniques for Gathering, Sketching, Painting, Journaling, and Assemblage
A Beginner|s Guide to Constructing the Universe Mathematical Archetypes of Nature, Art, and Science
Extremophiles: A Paradox of Nature with Biotechnological Implications (Sustainable Water and Wastewater Treatment Book 1)
Time, Technology and Environment: An Essay on the Philosophy of Nature (Plateaus - New Directions in Deleuze Studies)
Birds & Blooms Everyday Nature Secrets Discover the Hidden World in Your Backyard
Holy Bishops in Late Antiquity: The Nature of Christian Leadership in an Age of Transition (Volume 37)
Grace in All Simplicity: Beauty, Truth, and Wonders on the Path to the Higgs Boson and New Laws of Nature
Art Quilts Made Easy 12 Nature-Inspired Projects with Applique Techniques and Patterns
My Paddle to the Sea: Eleven Days on the River of the Carolinas (Wormsloe Foundation Nature Books)