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Cracks in the Foundation
Author: Erica Ferencik
Year: August 15, 2008
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Language: English



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Cracks in the Foundation: A Hilarious Send-Up of Real Estate, Black Magic, and the American Dream In the sleepy town of Squamskootnocket, New York, Ginger Kanadoo has been digging for paydirt for 39 long years, but with no success to show for it. Her latest listing, an outhouse with water views of weedchoked Squamskootnocket Lake, may be her last chance to seal a deal and save her failing real estate business. Desperate and determined, she teams up with her 93-year-old aunt Maxie Kanadoo, the World's Oldest Living Realtor, and her badass newly Wiccan daughter Harvest to pitch the outhouse to potential buyers. But with the competition breathing down their necks, they must navigate a wild and wacky world of real estate, black magic, and outhouses to find a buyer before it's too late. As Ginger, Maxie, and Harvest work together to sell the outhouse, they encounter a cast of colorful characters, each with their own motives and secrets. There's Tandy Brickenhausen, the cleavage-wielding rival real estate agent out to poach every listing in the greater Squamskootnocket Valley, and the mysterious and powerful forces that lurk beneath the surface of the town. With the fate of their livelihoods and the future of the town hanging in the balance, the trio must use all their cunning and resourcefulness to outsmart their foes and conjure a sale.
Cracks in the Foundation: A Веселый Send-Up of Real Estate, Black Magic, and the American Dream В сонном городке Squamskootnocket, Нью-Йорк, Джинджер Канаду копала для paydirt в течение 39 долгих лет, но без успеха, чтобы показать для него. Ее последний список, флигель с видом на воду из озера Squamskootnocket с сорняками, может стать ее последним шансом заключить сделку и спасти ее неудачный бизнес в сфере недвижимости. Отчаявшись и решительно настроенная, она объединяется со своей 93-летней тётей Макси Канаду, старейшим в мире живым риэлтором, и своей задирой, недавно ставшей викканской дочерью Харвест, чтобы подать флигель потенциальным покупателям. Но поскольку конкуренты дышат им в шею, они должны ориентироваться в диком и дурацком мире недвижимости, черной магии и аутхаусов, чтобы найти покупателя, пока не стало слишком поздно. Когда Джинджер, Макси и Харвест работают вместе, чтобы продать флигель, они сталкиваются с группой колоритных персонажей, каждый со своими мотивами и секретами. Есть Тэнди Брикенхаузен, соперничающий агент по продаже недвижимости, владеющий дроблением, чтобы выманить каждый список в большой долине Сквамскутнокет, и таинственные и могущественные силы, которые скрываются под поверхностью города. Поскольку судьба их средств к существованию и будущее города висят на волоске, трио должно использовать всю свою хитрость и находчивость, чтобы перехитрить своих врагов и вызвать продажу.
Cracks in the Foundation : Un joyeux Send-Up of Real Estate, Black Magic, and the American Dream Dans la ville endormie de Squamskootnocket, New York, Ginger Canada a creusé pour paydirt pendant 39 longues années, mais sans succès Pour lui montrer. Sa dernière liste, une dépendance avec vue sur l'eau du lac Squamskootnocket avec des mauvaises herbes, pourrait être sa dernière chance de conclure un marché et de sauver son échec immobilier. Désespérée et déterminée, elle s'associe à sa tante Maxi Canada, 93 ans, la plus vieille immobilière vivante au monde, et à sa petite fille Vickanienne Harvest, pour servir une dépendance à des acheteurs potentiels. Mais comme les concurrents le respirent dans le cou, ils doivent naviguer dans le monde sauvage et stupide de l'immobilier, de la magie noire et de l'outhouse pour trouver un acheteur avant qu'il ne soit trop tard. Quand Ginger, Maxi et Harvest travaillent ensemble pour vendre une dépendance, ils rencontrent un groupe de personnages colorés, chacun avec ses propres motivations et secrets. Il y a Tandy Brickenhausen, un agent immobilier rival qui possède un broyage pour attirer chaque liste dans la grande vallée de Squamscutnoket, et des forces mystérieuses et puissantes qui se cachent sous la surface de la ville. Comme le destin de leurs moyens de subsistance et l'avenir de la ville sont suspendus, le trio doit utiliser toute sa ruse et son ingéniosité pour dépasser ses ennemis et provoquer la vente.
Cracks in the Foundation: A Alegre Nat-Up of Real Estate, Black Magic, and the American Dream En la ciudad dormida de Squamskootnocket, Nueva York, Ginger Canada copala para paydirt durante 39 largos , pero sin éxito que mostrar para él. Su última lista, un flagelo con vistas al agua desde el lago Squamskootnocket con maleza, podría ser su última oportunidad de hacer un trato y salvar su fallido negocio inmobiliario. Desesperada y decidida, se une con su tía Maxi Canada, de 93 , la inmobiliaria viva más antigua del mundo, y con su zadira, la recién convertida hija Wickkan de Harvest, para presentar un fligel a potenciales compradores. Pero como los competidores les respiran en el cuello, deben navegar por el salvaje y estúpido mundo inmobiliario, la magia negra y los outhouses para encontrar un comprador antes de que sea demasiado tarde. Cuando Ginger, Maxi y Harvest trabajan juntos para vender un fligel, se enfrentan a un grupo de personajes coloridos, cada uno con sus propios motivos y secretos. Ahí está Tandy Brickenhausen, un agente de bienes raíces rival, dueño de un fraccionamiento para sacar cada lista en el gran valle de Squamskutnoket, y misteriosas y poderosas fuerzas que se esconden bajo la superficie de la ciudad. Como el destino de su sustento y el futuro de la ciudad cuelgan de un hilo, el trío debe utilizar toda su astucia e ingenio para burlar a sus enemigos y provocar la venta.
Cracks in the Foundation: A Jolly Send-Up of Real Estate, Black Magic, and the American Dream Nella sonnolenta cittadina di Squamskootnocket, New York, Ginger Canada ha scavato per paydirt per 39 lunghi anni, ma senza successo, per mostrargli La sua ultima lista, una fianchetta con vista acqua dal lago Squamskootnocket con erbacce, potrebbe essere la sua ultima possibilità di fare un accordo e salvare il suo business immobiliare fallito. Disperata e determinata, si unisce a sua zia Maxi Canada, 93 anni, il più antico agente immobiliare vivente del mondo, e a sua figlia Vickiana Harwest, da poco diventata figlia, per servire una fiammella ai potenziali acquirenti. Ma dato che i concorrenti respirano nel collo, devono orientarsi in un mondo selvaggio e stupido di proprietà, magia nera e outhouse, per trovare un compratore prima che sia troppo tardi. Quando Ginger, Maxi e Harwest lavorano insieme per vendere una fianchetta, si scontrano con un gruppo di personaggi colorati, ognuno con i loro motivi e segreti. Ci sono Tandy Brickenhausen, un agente immobiliare rivale che possiede un frantoio per catturare ogni lista della grande valle di Squamskutnoket, e le misteriose e potenti forze che si nascondono sotto la superficie della città. Poiché il destino dei loro mezzi di vita e il futuro della città sono appesi a un filo, il trio deve usare tutta la sua astuzia e la sua ingegnosità per ingannare i suoi nemici e scatenare la vendita.
Cracks in the Foundation: A Fun Send-Up of Real Estate, Black Magic, and the American Dream In der verschlafenen Stadt Squamskootnocket, New York, gräbt Ginger Canada seit 39 Jahren für paydirt, aber ohne Erfolg. Ihre neueste Liste, ein Nebengebäude mit Blick auf das Wasser des Squamskootnocket Weed Lake, könnte ihre letzte Chance sein, einen Deal zu machen und ihr gescheitertes Immobiliengeschäft zu retten. Verzweifelt und entschlossen schließt sie sich mit ihrer 93-jährigen Tante Maxi Canada, der ältesten lebenden Immobilienmaklerin der Welt, und ihrem Badass, der kürzlich Wicca-Tochter Harvest wurde, zusammen, um potenziellen Käufern ein Nebengebäude zu servieren. Aber da die Konkurrenten ihnen in den Hals atmen, müssen sie sich in der wilden und verrückten Welt der Immobilien, der schwarzen Magie und der Outhouses orientieren, um einen Käufer zu finden, bevor es zu spät ist. Als Ginger, Maxi und Harvest zusammenarbeiten, um das Nebengebäude zu verkaufen, treffen sie auf eine Gruppe bunter Charaktere, jeder mit seinen eigenen Motiven und Geheimnissen. Da ist Tandy Brickenhausen, ein rivalisierender Immobilienmakler, der im Besitz eines Splitters ist, um jede Liste im großen Squamskutnoket-Tal herauszulocken, und die mysteriösen und mächtigen Kräfte, die sich unter der Oberfläche der Stadt verstecken. Da das Schicksal ihrer bensgrundlagen und die Zukunft der Stadt am seidenen Faden hängen, muss das Trio all seine List und Findigkeit einsetzen, um seine Feinde zu überlisten und einen Verkauf auszulösen.
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Temeldeki Çatlaklar: Gayrimenkul, Kara Büyü ve Amerikan Rüyasının Mutlu Bir Gönderisi Uykulu Squamskootnocket kasabasında, New York, Ginger Canada 39 uzun yıl boyunca paydirt için kazdı, ancak bunun için gösterilecek başarı olmadan. En son listesi, weedy Squamskootnocket gölünden suya bakan bir kanat, anlaşmayı mühürlemek ve başarısız emlak işini kurtarmak için son şansı olabilir. Umutsuz ve kararlı, dünyanın en eski yaşayan emlakçısı olan 93 yaşındaki teyzesi Maxie Canada ve badass-Wiccan kızı Harvest ile potansiyel alıcılara bir outhouse hizmeti vermek için bir araya geliyor. Ancak rakipler boyunlarını soludukça, çok geç olmadan bir alıcı bulmak için emlak, kara büyü ve outhouses'un vahşi ve tuhaf dünyasında gezinmek zorundalar. Ginger, Maxie ve Harvest, outhouse'u satmak için birlikte çalıştıklarında, her biri kendi motifleri ve sırları olan bir grup renkli karakterle karşılaşırlar. Thandie Brickenhausen, büyük Squamskutnocket vadisindeki her listeyi ve şehrin yüzeyinin altında gizlenen gizemli ve güçlü güçleri cezbetmek için ezmeyi kullanan rakip bir emlakçı. Geçim kaynaklarının kaderi ve şehrin geleceği dengede dururken, üçlü düşmanlarını yenmek ve bir satışa zorlamak için tüm kurnazlıklarını ve becerikliliklerini kullanmalıdır.
Cracks in the Foundation: A Merry Send-Up of Real Estate، Black Magic، و American Dream في مدينة Squamskootnocket الهادئة، نيويورك، حفرت Ginger Canada للحصول على أوساخ الدفع لمدة 39 عامًا طويًا، ولكن دون نجاح. قد تكون قائمتها الأخيرة، وهي جناح يطل على المياه من بحيرة Squamskootnocket العشبية، فرصتها الأخيرة لإبرام الصفقة وإنقاذ أعمالها العقارية الفاشلة. تتعاون يائسة وحازمة مع عمتها ماكسي كندا البالغة من العمر 93 عامًا، أقدم سمسار عقارات حي في العالم، وابنتها هارفست التي تحولت إلى ويكا، لخدمة منزل خارجي للمشترين المحتملين. ولكن بينما يتنفس المنافسون من أعناقهم، يجب عليهم التنقل في العالم البري والغريب للعقارات والسحر الأسود والمنازل الخارجية للعثور على مشتر قبل فوات الأوان. عندما يعمل Ginger و Maxie و Harvest معًا لبيع المنزل الخارجي، يواجهون مجموعة من الشخصيات الملونة، لكل منها دوافعها وأسرارها الخاصة. هناك ثاندي بريكنهاوزن، وكيل عقارات منافس يمارس السحق لجذب كل قائمة في وادي Squamskutnocket العظيم، والقوى الغامضة والقوية الكامنة تحت سطح المدينة. نظرًا لأن مصير مصدر رزقهم ومستقبل المدينة معلقان في الميزان، يجب على الثلاثي استخدام كل ما لديهم من الماكرة والحيلة للتغلب على أعدائهم وفرض البيع.

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